Question from blackacres
OH HI HERE I AM WITH SOME QUESTIONS: RYAN ~ 4, 17, 42 || BRODEY ~ 7, 20, 47 || DURDEN ~ 10, 22, 48
RYAN:
4.) What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
- This implies that Ryan actually uses the kitchen to prepare food, and he absolutely does not.
17.) Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress.
- Ryan lays out what he’s going to wear the next day, gets up in the morning, showers, puts on everything but his shoes, spends upwards of 20 minutes doing his hair, goes downstairs, puts said shoes on by the door, then leaves. There is never a time when shoes in the house is okay. Never. As for style, he’s mostly monotone and some bizzare hipster-yuppie hybrid, heavy on the yuppie.
42.) Hobbies?
- Cocaine, jerking it to shoe fetish sites, balancing his checkbook, smelling the clean laundry, detail cleaning the grout in the bathroom with a toothbrush, playing Angry Birds at work, tying Watson’s fat rolls up with rubber bands and taking pictures, hating Christmas.
BRODEY:
7.) Favorite way to waste time and feeling surrounding wasting time:
- Brodey closes all the curtains in her house, locks the door, and watches DVR’d episodes of Jersey Shore and adamantly denies doing any such thing. She would rather be doing something constructive but she can’t peel her eyes away from the oompa loompas on the screen.
20.) Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
- Nope, nothing but chicken pox, and the most interesting thing about that was how she went about trying to scratch them without her mother catching on. She wasn’t very successful with any said attempts.
47.) If they were to fall in love, who or what is their ideal?
- She’d want someone smart, or at least able to keep up with her in a conversation. Also someone not too wishy-washy or weak willed. Also, glasses help.
DURDEN:
10.) Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
- Pfft. Neuroses are for the weak. Besides, he has enough to deal with any time he possesses Ryan in any given verse, kay thanks.
22.) Given a blank sheet of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
- One of two things. He’d either start writing some anti-institutional manifesto, or he’d draw a shit ton of cartoon dicks. Possibly both on the same sheet.
48.) How do they express love?
-By wearing rubber yellow kitchen gloves in the bedroom and actually listening to safety words.
