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Seriously I’m moving out of the country if Santorum gets elected.
(Source: thenotoriousscuttlecliff)
I AM WATCHING CLASSIC WHO.
I CAN NOT EVEN.
THIS MONSTER COSTUME IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN.
OMNOMNOMCELERY.
SEND HELP.
THE AIR. IT IS GONE.
blackacres asked: OH HI HERE I AM WITH SOME QUESTIONS: RYAN ~ 4, 17, 42 || BRODEY ~ 7, 20, 47 || DURDEN ~ 10, 22, 48
RYAN:
4.) What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
- This implies that Ryan actually uses the kitchen to prepare food, and he absolutely does not.
17.) Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress.
- Ryan lays out what he’s going to wear the next day, gets up in the morning, showers, puts on everything but his shoes, spends upwards of 20 minutes doing his hair, goes downstairs, puts said shoes on by the door, then leaves. There is never a time when shoes in the house is okay. Never. As for style, he’s mostly monotone and some bizzare hipster-yuppie hybrid, heavy on the yuppie.
42.) Hobbies?
- Cocaine, jerking it to shoe fetish sites, balancing his checkbook, smelling the clean laundry, detail cleaning the grout in the bathroom with a toothbrush, playing Angry Birds at work, tying Watson’s fat rolls up with rubber bands and taking pictures, hating Christmas.
BRODEY:
7.) Favorite way to waste time and feeling surrounding wasting time:
- Brodey closes all the curtains in her house, locks the door, and watches DVR’d episodes of Jersey Shore and adamantly denies doing any such thing. She would rather be doing something constructive but she can’t peel her eyes away from the oompa loompas on the screen.
20.) Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
- Nope, nothing but chicken pox, and the most interesting thing about that was how she went about trying to scratch them without her mother catching on. She wasn’t very successful with any said attempts.
47.) If they were to fall in love, who or what is their ideal?
- She’d want someone smart, or at least able to keep up with her in a conversation. Also someone not too wishy-washy or weak willed. Also, glasses help.
DURDEN:
10.) Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
- Pfft. Neuroses are for the weak. Besides, he has enough to deal with any time he possesses Ryan in any given verse, kay thanks.
22.) Given a blank sheet of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
- One of two things. He’d either start writing some anti-institutional manifesto, or he’d draw a shit ton of cartoon dicks. Possibly both on the same sheet.
48.) How do they express love?
-By wearing rubber yellow kitchen gloves in the bedroom and actually listening to safety words.
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Send me a character name and some numbers, and I will tell you:
- What does their bedroom look like?
- Do they have any daily rituals?
- Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?
- What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?
- Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)
- Eating habits and sample daily menu
- Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time
- Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging
- Makeup?
- Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?
- Intellectual pursuits?
- Favorite book genre?
- Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?
- Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)
- Biggest and smallest short term goal?
- Biggest and smallest long term goal?
- Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress
- Favorite beverage?
- What do they think about before falling asleep at night?
- Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?
- Turn-ons? Turn-offs?
- Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?
- How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?
- Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?
- How do they see themselves 5 years from today?
- Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?
- What is their biggest regret?
- Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?
- Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)
- Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)
- Most prized possession?
- Thoughts on material possessions in general?
- Concept of home and family?
- Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)
- What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?
- What makes them feel guilty?
- Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?
- Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?
- What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?
- Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?
- How misanthropic are they?
- Hobbies?
- How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?
- Religion?
- Superstitions or views on the occult?
- Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?
- If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?
- How do they express love?
- If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?
- Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?
Please? Anyone goes.
